Prompts That Actually Work

Summarize this Reddit thread for me:
- The original question (1 sentence)
- The consensus answer
- The hot take with most upvotes
- The guy everyone hates (describe without naming)
- Any actually useful info

Thread: [paste here]

Generate 5 professional, believable, and creative excuses for [situation]. They should be:
- Specific enough to seem real
- Impossible to verify quickly
- Sympathetic but not dramatic
- Something a normal person could actually say out loud

Situation: [describe what you need an excuse for]

Read these Terms & Conditions and tell me:
1. What they can do with my data
2. What I'm agreeing to that might surprise me
3. How to cancel / delete my account
4. The one thing that would make a lawyer raise an eyebrow
5. Should I be worried? (Yes / Mildly / No)

Terms: [paste T&C here]

Write my performance self-review based on these messy notes. Make me sound impressive, quantify where you can (make reasonable estimates), and avoid corporate buzzwords. Keep it honest but put the best spin on everything.

What I actually did this year: [paste notes]
My role: [job title]

Roast this startup pitch like you're a tired VC who has seen 10,000 decks. Be brutally honest but genuinely helpful. Then give 3 specific things they could do to make investors actually interested.

Pitch: [paste your pitch or idea here]

Explain this error message like you're a patient senior developer who understands I'm having a rough day. Include:
- What it actually means (plain English)
- Why it probably happened
- Exactly how to fix it (step by step)
- One reassuring sentence at the end

Error: [paste error here]

Translate this job description into what they actually mean. Format each item as:

They say: [quote]
They mean: [honest translation]

End with a Vibe Check: Chill Startup / Corporate Chaos / Underfunded & Desperate / Actually Looks Decent

Job description: [paste here]

I just received this cold email. First, roast it mercilessly (what's wrong, why it's bad). Then rewrite it as a cold email that would actually make me want to reply.

Email: [paste cold email here]

Here are my chaotic meeting notes. Turn them into a clean summary with:

**TL;DR** (one sentence)
**Decisions Made** (bullet list)
**Action Items** (Person → Task → Deadline)
**Things That Went Unresolved**

Notes: [paste messy notes here]

Analyze this LinkedIn post and:
1. Rate it on the Cringe Scale from 1-10 (10 = peak cringe)
2. Identify exactly what makes it cringe (humble brag, fake vulnerability, buzzword soup, etc.)
3. Rewrite it to be actually authentic and human

Post: [paste LinkedIn post here]

Explain [complex topic] as if I'm 5 years old. Use very simple words, one real-world metaphor, an analogy involving snacks or toys, and a slightly funny ending.

Topic: [paste topic here]