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Description

This relaxed, crew-neck tee carries a quiet, underground energy. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, while the muted black base lets the back-panel print become a conversation piece. The design reads like a found document — distressed edges, typed text and archival stamps — so it slips easily into streetwear and vintage-inspired wardrobes. Wear it layered under a flannel for late-night shows, or alone when you want your outfit to speak in a low, confident tone. It sits comfortably through long shifts, road trips, and nights out, becoming one of those shirts you reach for without thinking.

Product features
– Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — breathable, durable fabric
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
– Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for the main back-panel artwork
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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