Capricorn DECLASSIFIED

Price range: £20.99 through £26.99

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Description

This tee carries a quiet, curious energy — like finding a tucked-away file stamped “DECLASSIFIED” and tracing the smudged type with your thumb. The soft, mid-weight cotton and classic crew silhouette keep it grounded and comfortable while the back-panel graphic becomes the conversation starter. Wear it on long cafe mornings, late-night record-store runs, or when you want an outfit that hints at a story without shouting. The slightly vintage, worn-paper print reads like a personal relic: faded stamps, typed notes, and redacted lines that invite closer inspection. It sits naturally in streetwear mixes — oversized layers, worn denim, and weathered boots — but slips into casual city life just as easily. For anyone who collects oddities, loves documentary visuals, or wants clothing that feels like part of a private archive, this shirt settles right in.

Product features
– Medium-weight 100% cotton construction (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
– Tubular knit body with no side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual-print process: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main areas — crisp, detailed graphics
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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