Aries DECLASSIFIED

Price range: £20.99 through £26.99

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Description

This heavyweight cotton tee carries a low-key, vintage-investigative vibe. The relaxed, classic fit hangs comfortably while the back print β€” a distressed, declassified document motif β€” reads like a found artifact from a late-night stakeout. Wear it when you want clothing that feels lived-in and curious: pair with worn jeans, a field jacket, or under a flannel for cooler nights. The soft but sturdy fabric and tear-away label keep you comfortable during long days of exploring, crate-digging, or swapping stories with friends. The subtle imperfections in natural shades and the muted, aged print palette make this shirt feel like it already has a history. It’s for people who love details, quiet mystery, and clothing that hints at stories rather than shouting them.

Product features
– Medium-weight 180 g/mΒ² cotton for durable, year-round comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, lasting graphics
– Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified cotton for comfortable, responsibly made wear

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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