Taurus DECLASSIFIED

Price range: £20.99 through £26.99

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Description

A soft, sturdy crewneck tee that wears like a lived-in favorite. The heavyweight cotton holds crisp prints—here showcased by a retro, declassified-document graphic on the back—while the tubular knit and taped shoulders keep the silhouette neat and comfortable. It sits with a relaxed, classic fit that layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece. This shirt brings quiet curiosity to everyday outfits: it feels familiar, looks deliberately aged, and invites a second look without shouting for attention.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year‑round comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste‑reducing construction and smooth fit
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and inner neck label, DTG for main panels—crisp, detailed graphics
– Tear‑away label, Oeko‑Tex certified, EU 2‑year warranty; made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced U.S. cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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